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My roommate put a password on his phone.
Me: *trying to figure it out* Shane: You think that just thinking about it will help you figure it out? Me: Hush! If it's relevant to who you are or what you like, then yes! Shane: Alright. Good luck! A few moments later. Me: If your password is "Sher," I will actually give you a hug. *types it in* *le phone unlocks* Me: .... Shane: .... Me: .... Shane: .... Me: YOU ARE FANTASTIC, AND I OWE YOU A HUG WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. |
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When you try to waterbend while taking a shower but nothing happens
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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS. period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast? period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that. period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it. period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep. period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny. period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right? period: Yell at a puppy. period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow. |
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